Teleportation services have finally resumed...

Phew…

This was a long time coming.

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Our dinky teleportation service underwent some “somewhat difficult” circumstances for a while, and we’re ashamed to say that we were unable to teleport people, or er.. things dinky enough to fit inside the teleportation chamber for… um… probably two Earth months. We can no longer claim a five nines uptime. :-(

 Life was hard for our first dinky teleportation device

Life was hard for our first dinky teleportation device


But that was then and this is now. We can present today our latest Dinky Door, new and improved.

We always knew it was important to provide teleportation services in this location, and the Supreme Leader was most clear that the service should resume here.

This new Dinky Door eats SIX Weetabix for breakfast, works out at the gym and can out-stare titanium-carbide in a staring competition. We hope it’s up to the job of withstanding the abuse from non-teleportation lovers.

It’s already heartening to see it getting some love from curious visitors, and we’re chuffed to see the smiles it seems to generate.

 Teleport-o-Matic is blushing red with all the attention!

Teleport-o-Matic is blushing red with all the attention!


Video coming soon…

And of course, if you like what we do, and you’d like to see more street art designed to delight and surprise, then it’d be great if you’d consider supporting our unexpected quest to *SAVE THE WORLD*

https://www.patreon.com/dinkydoors

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